Things I Didn’t Know Existed Until I Came to America

Privacy
Tantrums
Low-fat cake
Sugar-free sugar
Mass shootings
Decaf coffee
Food delivery
Depression
Debit and credit
Laundromats
Racial profiling
Shakespeare in the Park
Health insurance
Pay-per-view
Pizza
Elections
Drive-by shootings
Shrinks
Cream cheese
Slavery
Valentine’s Day
Popcorn and soda in movie theaters
Bills
Jehovah’s witnesses
Hotlines
Paper towels
Refunds
Junk food
Baseball
Bouncers
Collect calls
Kale
Liposuction
Freedom of speech
Casual cursing
Seatbelts
Bagels
Customer service
Rent
Foster care
GMOs
Halloween
Police brutality
Sushi
Tuition
Rebates
Bottled water
Sitcoms
Babysitters
Suburbs
Potato chips
Feminism

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